Alright, this morning I overheard one of the most hilarious conversations ever. No sooner had I arrived at my designated bus stop when I realized there were two guys on the other side of the trees having a seriously deep conversation. For my purposes I will name them Bobby and Jimmy. They had very obviously been drinking all night or partaking in other forms of chemical enhancements.
(Act 1, Scene 1)
Bobby: Hey look at all these fuckin' people heading off to work at 7 am! And we're heading out to buy cigarettes man, we're fuckin' awesome!
Jimmy: Fuckin' right dude!
Bobby: (making noticeable relieved groaning noises) Ahhhhh...awesome. Look how huge it is, gotta go get me a woman tonight!
Jimmy: Let's go man! We need smokes.
(The guys head off down the street)
Bobby: Oh shit! That person just heard everything we fuckin' said man! Ahhhh...at least we were entertaining!
(End Scene 1)
Now just think....I never would had heard that if I had been heading to work in my car. Hee hee!
lol...yes, that's one upside to taking the bus!
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